After being so gently asked, begged, the princess finally kissed
the frog.
But no, the spell was not broken, and the frog did not turn into a prince.
It was just a frog!
The princess gagged, then threw up!
People in the park were watching in horror, in disgust.
They ran towards their children, not wanting such a nutcase around their kids!
She kissed a slippery, slimy, filthy frog!
The police came, and everyone testified that she, eww,
kissed a frog!
Eventually, she was referred to the mental health hospital
for assessment.
Doctors concluded that she was extremely delusional,
with severe episodes of hallucinations.
She kissed a stinking frog!
She was locked up in the mental hospital ever after.
The END
Ha Ha, months ago, that story would have seemed 'bad', 'depressing', and you would have seemed that a person who is not romantic at all. Now I know, you are just so realistic!
ReplyDeletebas ya mama ...go do a quality check ...loool
Deleteenti betkalemeeni ana? :P
DeleteWhat a judgemental world! What if she just wanted to get in touch with nature in all possible ways available?! :P
ReplyDeleteI believe in such case we should lock nermeen up instead of the princess :P
Deletewell, basma do you know that there was a movement in literature whose aim was demolishing all the fairy tale stories..............very nice
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